Oh hi there friend! It’s so good to see you, and I’m so happy you’re here!
Hey, did you know I have a book out there that you can physically hold in your hands to read?! I mean, there’s also the e-book version too, that you can still hold in your hands to read, but not really hold in your hands… I’m getting off track. The point is, #KissMeKieran is a full and complete published story, and you can go out there and find it at any time!
So I thought I’d give you 10 amazing reasons why you should go find a copy of #KissMeKieran for yourself.
- Reading is good for you. The dinosaurs didn’t read, and look at what happened to them…
- It has a hashtag, and hashtags are cool. So if you buy my book, you too, are cool
- Um… there are dogs. Helloooooooooooo! Everyone loves dogs, except serial killers. So if you don’t buy my book, you’re probably a serial killer.
- It’s the only story of mine that doesn’t end with everyone – or almost everyone – dying. (…said immediately after accusing other people of being serial killers…)
- It’s available in both book and ebook format – and variety is the spice of life.
- If you buy a print edition, it comes with both a front and a back cover!
- No two pages are alike!
- You’ll be more deeply exposed to my very unique sense of humor, and you might even laugh.
- If it garners enough likes and shares and reviews, we might be able to kick off the #KCU (Kieran Cinematic Universe)
- #KieranForPresident
There you have it. Enjoy #KissMeKieran.
(Also, please note that it is in fact a well-crafted story, with dynamic characters that you’d want to be friends with… that seems worth mentioning too…)
