I am 100% on someone’s Google Watchlist… I LOVE to Google. When I’m out of cell service, I don’t miss social media, or games, or streaming services. No. I miss Google. So I’m sure there will be many a blog that start with:
“I Googled ___________”
For my first blog post on my new, shiny website, I Googled:
“most interesting questions asked to celebrity”
And while there are an absurd amount of ridiculous questions, I chose only 20 rapid-fire-queries to answer. Not that I’m a celebrity, but this will be way more interesting than favorite color and where I grew up.
- What is your biggest/weirdest fear?
- It’s not weird – at least I don’t think it’s weird – but I am crap scared of heights. But mostly when I’m not in control.
- So standing on the edge of a cliff = OK.
- But flying in an airplane, or riding in a Ferris Wheel = Oh hell no!
- What would be your super power?
- I want to be the female Wolverine. If I could take huge amounts of damage and live a very long time, I’d get into so much more trouble!
- What pet would you love to have?
- I want a fox! Why can Russia have domesticated foxes, but I can’t?
- Am I allowed to say velociraptor? Cuz I’d change my answer to that…
- Do you like pickles?
- Yes. So much yes!
- Are you good at accents?
- Actually, yes. I’m a bit of a language nerd, and accents are a weird hobby of mine.
- What would be a good theme song for your life?
- Halestorm – Black Vultures
- What would you name your boat if you had one?
- Knot Shore
- Which fictional character would be the most exciting to meet in real life?
- Ohmigosh! I would have the best time with Lucivar Yaslana from Anne Bishop’s Black Jewel Trilogy.
- What is the best/worst purchase you’ve ever made?
- Best = My wedding dress
- Worst = Click Bait on Facebook for jeans… Worst. Decision. Ever.
- What’s a body part that you wouldn’t mind losing?
- What?! I’m rather attached to all my body parts, and I think I’d mind losing any of them…
- If I had to chose a part to lose because a serial killer was making me decide, I think I’d say “I guess I don’t need two pinkie toes…”
- What’s your biggest screw up in the kitchen?
- While making holiday cookies one year, I discovered that there is in fact a difference between evaporated milk and condensed milk, and they are not interchangeable.
- What’s the worst commercial you’ve recently seen?
- All of them. I can’t choose.
- Though, the pop-tart commercials do always get to me. Anytime I see one, I am craving pop-tarts hard core…
- What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
- I hit myself in the head playing putt putt golf before. No joke. Square in the forehead. Left a whopper of a bruise.
- What ridiculous thing has someone tricked you into doing or believing?
- I auditioned for a musical once. There’s a reason it only happened once!
- If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl, what would you fill it with?
- Terrible dance moves with an epic lip-sync.
- What’s the most useless talent you have?
- I know how to choose good gifts, and I shop very well.
- What would be on the gag reel of your life?
- Oh… jeez… so much. See #13, for one. Also, I fall up stairs and trip over nothing. I have NO filter when I’m with my besties. I’m a sucker for a dare, and I dance like an idiot.
- Where is the worst smelling place you’ve been?
- Yellowstone – yes, sure, it’s beautiful, but it smells like rotten eggs all the time!
- What’s the weirdest question you’ve been asked?
- F***, Marry, Kill – Poison Ivy, Cat Woman, and Harley Quinn
- Do you sing in the shower?
- Oh yes. Yes I do.
